September 30, 2009
Cholesterol...... 236
Triglyceride..... 137
Chol/HDL Ratio... 6.2
HDL............... 38
Direct LDL....... 184

February 11, 2010
Cholesterol...... 194
Triglyceride...... 99
Chol/HDL Ratio... 4.2
HDL............... 46
Direct LDL....... 133

Conclusion
I win.

* I still have some work to do, but I still totally win!